Kansas City thrash kings Hammerlord aren't all shredding and screaming. Evidently, they're also merchandising geniuses.
While other bands are content to merely cover your torso or decorate your car's bumper, Hammerlord has figured out a way to make dog clothes metal. Their dog shirt is emblazoned with the words "Part of the Hammerlord Wolf Pack." The only way this could be more metal: If it were knitted from chain mail. You can snag one for your own pooch at the Hammerlord merch store