Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Troost DIY Fest, over the weekend off ... Troost

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Within stumbling distance of Troost Avenue, three houses helped host a music festival over the weekend: 15 bands for the sacred price of optional donation, and a small army of punks with nothing better to do because, face it, this really was the best thing to do. Coinciding with the release of an all- or mostly local tape compilation, Troost DIY Fest was a chance for an incestuous group of KCMO musicians, artists and lowlifes to show the underworld what they're made of.

By all testimonies, Friday night's show was both smashing and a success: The venue Asshole Castle was said to be teeming with bodies and good spirits, and boasted a bill of bands all in the varied genus of punk. Attendees on Saturday night walked past or hung around the broken lions on the Gravyard's porch and drank beer. The Gravyard (read: Grav-yard) is an excellent place for a punk show because it is covered in filth, named for drug paraphernalia, and features exactly one barely operable bathroom (the sort our mothers would never enter). It’s the sort of place that should have a dude named Punch who lives in a closet, and which does, actually.

Five bands played in the mortally disgusting basement. Well over a hundred punks, weirdos, waste-oids, hardcore kids, train-hoppers, jailbait honeys, and some normal-looking people slithered down the narrow staircase and pressed against each other, illuminated only by the flashes of cameras, cigarette lighters, and a single bulb of light behind the drum throne. People who couldn't fit down in the basement stayed outside or in the kitchen, where a cat and a cat-sized dog ran around shoes and shins, sniffing or licking fallen chunks of dumpster-donuts that some gracious person had delivered. Smoking was allowed everywhere, or maybe just not prohibited; the carpeted walls and ceiling of the basement seemed to be the inner lining of a tomb.

Texas Instruments started the bill with their loud and spirited set of scream-alongs. The microphone kept cutting out, but the singer's voice carried still, synchronized and in harmony with the voices of a dozen fist-pumpers in the crowd. A straightforward and aggressive, and yes, harsh set of hardcore songs from Harsh Reality took the crowd into an appropriately dark and pissed off place. A man larger and balder and older and more bad-ass than most everyone else thrashed on the dance floor like in a PCP rage. People fell down, people picked up other people. Some dude relieved himself in the corner of the basement and we made a mental note to later Google "hepatitis." Benoist Troost, after whom the street and the fest are named, was, it turns out, the city's first doctor.

Another band played what sounded from the porch to be loud and muffled hardcore. Somewhere upwind, an armpit smoked a cheap cigarette.

The night's final band, White Slave, ripped it all up, everything, ribbons. Their set of hardcore blasters and chuggers can best be described not with words but with air guitar and grunting. Their set varied enough and featured a drummer sharp and relentless enough that the crowd, now in their 4th hour of this mess, had no real choice but to pay attention and dance around. The singer screamed and paced and thrashed about; something probably caught fire somewhere on the planet.

  • Boreas
Sunday night at Manheimen: beautiful weather for December, even September, primetime for porch-drinking and bands. In and around the house came the people; as many went into the basement as would fit. A blue light shined over Boreas, who played black metal at varying registers of damnation, and with not so varying speeds of shred. An un-billed thrash band, SIN ORDEN, played next. The singer screamed about who knows what, and only barely got knocked around by the inevitable pit that formed in front of him like a gate to hell.

Claustrophobes take note: someone apparently crowd surfed and kicked out the only light during Attention Seeker's set. A dark basement, only slightly less repulsive than the Gravyard’s, filled with sweaty kids and a blisteringly fucked up hardcore band could then either mean your personal amusement or your personal hell, depending on exactly where in the house you were at that moment. But the trees in the side-yard looked pretty in the breeze.

Meat Mist then began their set of maximum sludge damage. The basement and the basement steps were less choked in the beginning; someone found a lamp to clip on a piece of wall, so attendees could actually see what was happening, where they were in physical space, and so they filled up the basement once again, more and more, and bounced to the agnostically out-of-tune brutalities of Meat Mist’s short and sweet set. Ah, to be young and dissonant: to be unaware of suffering, to be impervious to hangovers, sore knees, communicable diseases.

The “official” lineup:

Friday, Dec. 16th at Asshole Castle

Grizzly J Berry
Battle Royale
Dark Ages
Sneaky Creeps
Nature Boys

Satuday, Dec. 17th at the Gravyard

Texas Instruments
Regret, the Informer
White Slave
Harsh Reality

Sunday, Dec. 18th at Manheimen

Meat Mist
No Master
Sucked Dry
Attention Seeker

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