If you've heard of the Bottleneck's new VIP promotion, the Star Card, you may have some questions. Like: "Where do I get one?" "What the hell is this?" "Is this another douchebag bottle-service thing?" "How much does it cost?" "Can I use this to save money on my car insurance?" And so on. Thankfully, the kind folks at the club have put together this helpful video to explain everything — including the fact that they'll be given out on Thursday, January 19, at Team Bear Club's Goomba Rave.