Sorry, folks - good ol' country-fried comedian Rodney Carrington won't be at the Midland tomorrow night because he's sick.
The Oklahoma comedian who has sold more than 3 million albums - Nut Sack, Morning Wood and King of the Mountains (the mountains, in this case, being breasts) - has rescheduled his show for Thursday, May 16.
In the meantime, you'll have to settle for the above video.