Fuck rock, paper, scissors: we're all for knife, frying pan and banjo.
Update: Tuesday, September 14, 3:51PM: We've found the name of the knife-and-frying-pan wielder: Alexander L. Hilton, age 21. He's been charged with aggravated assault and disorderly conduct. But the question still remains: What band were they arguing about?
Monday night in Overland Park, a man was attacked by a guy wielding two classic weapons: a knife and a frying pan. The dude swung his banjo at the knife-wielder's head.
Guess who won?
That's exactly what will happen at Pabst Presents: A Spaghetti Western Death Country Carnival on August 28 at Knuckleheads. As if the title of "Death Carnival" wasn't enough to wrangle your ass down to the East Bottoms, five bands are playing too, including beloved locals Adam Lee and the Dead Horse Sound Company and the Grisly Hand.
Far before Paul Rudd ever slappa'd da bass on the big silver screen, he was air-guitaring his way to stardom here in Kansas City's own reception halls...as a Bat Mitzvah MC. The actor, who is from Shawnee, is currently known for his work with the Apatow crowd in I Love You Man, but he's a veteran in the comedy world (Clueless, Wet Hot American Summer). But, like all great stars, he comes from humble beginnings. Watch Rudd get paid to party professionally with thirteen year-old girls (and rock black shorts and hiked-up tube socks) after the jump.
We take pride in reminding you that there's always something better to do on Friday than getting hammered and watching Degrassi on DVD. (That's what we're here for, brah.) This Friday: head to South JoCo (wait for it) to break a kazoo world record. Yes.
Farmers Insurance is putting on a charity event in hopes that more than 5,000 people will be play "Hey Jude" on the kazoo, and that world record will fall for the "largest kazoo ensemble." (What a glorious concept.)
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